I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
Just wanted to let everyone know that I don't drink anymore.........thank you! thank you! But on that same note...I don't drink any less either!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
my girlfriend told me i should be more affectionate. so i got two girlfriends.
Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multivitamin
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done
If at first you don't succeed, try management.