he dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
