If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.
I don't not believe in miracles - i rely on them.
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect
