I guess traffic in the city is improving a little. Yesterday, I drove clear across town and only had to shave twice
Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else
Everything is possible; just not too probable
