Under Bed
An English man Irish man and a Welsh man were all sitting in a pub chatting, the English man asked for advice from his other pals 'i think my wife is sleeping with a plumber, I went home yesterday and found a pipe bender underneath the bed' upon hearing this the irish man says ' I think my wife is having an affair with an electritian, I wen home last night and found wire cutters underneath my bed!' Upon hearing this the Welsh man when pale and says 'I think my wife must be having an affair with a horse!!' the other two men look at him in amazement and ask why he replies ' I went home last night and found a jockey underneath the bed